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» Robert Frost
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
» John Glenn
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
» Erma Bombeck
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
» Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
» Abraham Lincoln
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
» Robert Orben
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
» Maurice Chevalier
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
» Mark Twain
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
» Henry Ford
You take all the experience and judgement of men over fifty out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it.
» Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
» Lucille Ball
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
 
 
 

 

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