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» Why
do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them
to stand closer to the sink.
» Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma 's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and
landed on 12th.
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Yo mama so fat... George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she
squeezes a booger out of George Washington 's nose.
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Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama 's so ugly, she 's like Taco Bell. When people
see her, they run for the border.
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yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
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yo mama so ugly... blind..
Yo mama 's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
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yo mama so old... tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her
tits fell off!
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yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite
dish.
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yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band
skips!
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yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with
the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.
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yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver 's license says,
"Picture continued on other side. "
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yo mama is so fat... driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the
driveway.
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yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks
like a package of hot dogs.
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Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama 's so fat, when she ran away, they had to
use all four sides of the milk carton.
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Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama 's so fat, when she gets in an elevator,
it has to go down.
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yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama 's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel
in her mouth.
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yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama 's so fat, I ran around her twice and got
lost
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yo mama is so fat... restaurant
Yo mama 's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant,
she doesn 't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo ' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice
out of grapes!
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yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo ' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is
a refund!
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Yo mama is so fat.....website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it 's own website.
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your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy
jumping.
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Yo mamma so fat... elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and
when she pressed up, it went down.
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yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep
track of all her chin rolls!
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yo mamma is so ugly... onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
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yo mamas so stupid...gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking
meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
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Yo mamas so fat ... skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started
falling out
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yo mama 's teeth
yo mama 's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone
sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day ".....
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