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» Why
do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them
to stand closer to the sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something
smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once
told me..."
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How do you fix a woman''s watch? - It doesn''t matter.
There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
- The dog. He''ll shut up once you let him in.
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What''s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman
that won''t do what she''s told.
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