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» Diner:
Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Don''t worry,
Sir, it''s not that hot!
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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with
his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy?" yelled
the customer, "with your hand on my steak?""What"
answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the
floor again?"
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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer:
"I''ll have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too
- and be sure the glass is clean!"(Waiter exits,
returns)Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for
the clean glass?"
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Waiter, waiter, do you have frog''s legs?Certainly,
Sir!Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!
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Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.
Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases
and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned
and marched over and told them, "You can''t eat
your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked
at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged
sandwiches.
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