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blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told
her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on
her face replied,"You know, it''s the weirdest
thing, I have been asking that question all day, and
each time I get a different answer."
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A man had been driving all night and by morning was
still far from his destination. He decided to stop at
the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so
he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would
have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on
one of the city''s major jogging routes. No sooner had
he settled back to snooze when there came a knocking
on his window. He looked out and saw a jogger running
in place. "Yes?" "Excuse me, sir,"
the jogger said, "do you have the time?" The
man looked at the car clock and answered, "8:15".
The jogger said thanks and left. The man settled back
again, and was just dozing off when there was another
knock on the window and another jogger. "Excuse
me, sir, do you have the time?" "8:25!"
The jogger said thanks and left. Now the man could see
other joggers passing by and he knew it was only a matter
of time before another o ne disturbed him. To avoid
the problem, he got out a pen and paper and put a sign
in his window saying, "I do not know the time!"
Once again he settled back to sleep. He was just dozing
off when there was another knock on the window. "Sir,
sir? It''s 8:45!."
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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!
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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long
time no sea.
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What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.
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