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» "Please,
ma''am! How do you spell ichael?" The teacher was
rather bewildered. "Don''t you mean Michael?"
she asked. "No, ma''am. I''ve written the ''M''
already."
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School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis?
Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.
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How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That''s wrong. That''s
what you asked for, isn''t it?
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First witch: Here''s a banana if you can spell it. Second
witch: I can spell banana. I just don''t know when to
stop.
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The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his
full name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan,"
he replied. "How do you spell that?" asked
the manager. "Er ? sir ? er ? can''t you just put
it down without spelling it?"
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