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» Q:
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:
A flat minor.
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Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the
saplings won''t blow away?A: Root position cords.
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Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A:
Shoot one.
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Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one
says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw
you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That
was no piccolo, that was my fife."
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Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a
chainsaw?A: It''s all in the grip.
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