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Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always
like intellectual company.
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Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children.
What does a man of 35 think of? Dating
children.
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Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their
males after mating? To stop the snoring
before it starts.
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men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention
of marrying? For the same reason dogs
chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: "This place is
a mess C 'mon, you and I need to clean
up. Your stuff is lying on the floor,
and you 'll have no clothes to wear, if
we don 't do laundry right now! "What
a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C
'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I
blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah,
blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah,
blah, blah, right now !
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why
Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because
if they all went it would be hell!
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We
cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!
We iron, they wrinkle!
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blonde
Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So
men can understand them!
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