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» After
being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice
to bring his wife a little gift."How about some
perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.She showed
him a bottle costing $50.00."That''s a bit much,"
said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for
$30.00."That''s still quite a bit," Tim complained.Growing
annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle."What
I mean," said Tim, "is I''d like to see something
really cheap."The clerk handed him a mirror.
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Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla
warfare.
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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at
the cinema? Miss most of the film!
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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?He found
time-consuming.
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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant
frog?A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building
and catches aeroplanes with its tongue."
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