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» How
did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing
in television spooktaculars.
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What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten
your sheet belt.
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What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh
air freak.
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Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go
on the rollerghoster.
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Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the
Chief In-Spectre.
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