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» Q:
Why couldn 't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A:
Because she didn 't know which one came first!
» Q:
How can you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a
round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
» Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
» Q:
What did the blondes right leg say to her left
leg?
A: Nothing, they never met.
» Q: Why did God
create blondes?
A: Because sheep can 't fetch
a beer from the fridge.
» Q: Why did God create
brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn 't manage
it either.
» Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A:
A Golden retriever!
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