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» 'My
Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that
is why she always looks so sour.'
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'I''m not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But
that''s the problem - you don''t please anyone.'
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'Fred: What''s that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?
Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!'
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'She''s so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts
its eyes.'
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'First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring
my beauty. Do you think that''s vanity? Second girl:
No, it''s imagination.'
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